Another Spilled Ink Poetry Session
(Interactive research material for people who
written a poem
and maybe shouldn't. The links will take you to something similar that I did
write. More links are being added as NaPoMo progresses.)
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Things you or I may or may not write about this year include:
The Remedial News:
An overnight digital success, Dig it all!
Listening with the sound off
Follow the not so dripping wet maiden
I'm waving my shoes in the air
It's a Melodic Egyptian minor
Don't make fun of my Sputnik moment
You're talking to the wrong chimera
Now for the less profitable news
Gimmie that Square jawed leadership
Straining to find the deeper meaning
Make room for someone else's headline
We turn now to the spoof news
Rev. Billy's church of stop shopping
Switch to the slang news
This just in, Jesus is coming, look busy
Airstrike leadership on the rise
And now for the Freaking News
Top 20 Places not for building nuclear reactors:
The ring of fireworks
The naked city
Camel dung provinces
Cascadia subduction zone
Sacred ancient burial grounds
Valleys of the mythological
Near earth orbit
Falling rock zones
Deep ocean trenches
Thirty yards offshore
A no-fly zone
A shoo-fly zone
A flying shoe zone
A waving shoe zone
Shoes falling off the shelf zone
The other shoe drop zone
audio mp3 Oct. poetry tasting
Ass Hat's Anonymous:
Your top of the loin
Porn Sunday for porn again Christians
Where's the line of death?
Next to the line of coke
The beat box cathedral hour
Born again sax
Youthful code-speak rewrite gospel
The slang Bible, work of the hay devil
Don let my peeble go
Where's my line of clothing?
The new rules for April fools
Relive the Voyage:
Welcome digital burnouts
Achieving in retirement what you never aspired to
Darmok and Jilad at Bengazi *
Naked launch, their bare sterns shining
Shaka, where Wall Street fell
Jet in a fisted glove
post mortal apologies, I had no inkling of what was to come.
Alas Poor Urea, Acidosis Anyone?:
If I'm pre-diabetic is it ok to poke fun at my islets?
Your islets are laced with rum
Brought to you by broad beam
The pharmacology of D life blues
Asclepius Άσκληπιός unbound, 13, the secret sign
Ophiuchus wrestles a cosmic pancreas
A walk in thoracic park
"Make that a wonder dog w/ extra wonder"
The kiss of corn candy death
The heartbreak of cake-ippotomy
Weakening stream of consciousness
The coldest cut of all
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Missiles, planes and bombs, oh my
Welcome back Salisbury steak
You mean Steak-Umms
Don't cut my whiskey!
Bake sale economy
Empty cookie jars to the horizon
The 12 Beer Job:
Is it Beer Thirty yet?
Post-it - Call in sick, make up illness
Goin' down the road feelin' numb
Cruisin' on fake serenity
With a Slurpee cup disguise
It's tap house, bubble bar and break room pm
Does it come with a lap dance?
No, just the yard of ale sprint
Not the tequila naval maneuver again!
Things You Can Always Try:
The Mussolini chin pose
The Gadhafi line in the sand threat
The ole egg in your beer comeback
Hawking nasal speaking
Posing naked in a suede shirt
Toning down your smiling muscles
Stuff sitting on shelves since Wendell Wilke
Journaling nano urges on FB
An Edwardian waist size
Instant Vajazzle kit
Celebrate life's most primitive rituals
Hang out till there are no dry carpets
A vague diagnosis from your bing bot MD
No Officer, just bar stool dizzy
New Year's lightheaded resolution
The stinger and the arrow
A Surrender doll and a tool babe classic
Stripper features and Edwardian kinky
Garden vs. naked foot path
The grotto water and the monkey mime
Four marriages and a killing
A dork and a cork
Less ire and more Celtic wisdom
A gum smacker and eucalyptus breath
Running sores and wicked leaks
Disbelief (awe) and Shock-wad video
Drafting room Humor:
Do you drop that as a rule?
Can you draw that in perspective?
Move it over one RCH and ship it
Cut to fit, beat to suit
Leavin' at five... half a day?
Are you going to darken that in?
How long have you been drafting?
What time is it?
Is it always this dark in here?
It's gonna smoke
What's The Situation:
It's not a global lamp shade anymore
Cast those voyeur tweets
The big screen says you're not keeping up
Next act from Jimmy's Little Weird Theater
Being ass to the wall quiet
New People with Guns:
Paranoid bar flies
Bandleaders on the run
Elderly, beware The Toileting Nazis
Hoarders of the apocalypse
Natural resource hunters
All Quiet on the Floor Above:
Oh, that's just Mrs. Walkover
They bought a new shag
Oh say, can you hear...
We all take steps of weirdness
They're flying Buddhists
What happened to the flying Zambinis?
Things You Can Always Have:
That burning sensation
Smoky downstairs clubs
Surprising Things You Don't Care About:
The worm that gnaws at envy
Eleven dimensional party mix
Watching your sugars
Smart energy - flaming faucets
Dark energy - vanishing universe
Jibes at large eared leadership
Desiring deeper, hotter meaning
Someone else's head trip
Someone else's home U Tubing
Someone else's tubing video
Things You're Willing to Surrender:
Passion with a bridle
Excuses for Having a Great Time:
Snow angels gone wild
Jumping over a red bull
Spring - forward
That squishy sensation
Jocks and musical supporters
OK, Sandy Bottom from the top
Cheerleader who doesn’t smoke, drink or get high
Ray, rah ree, hit em in the knee
Ray, rah, rass, hit em in the other knee
Anything besides cyber pidgin?
Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Envy & Gluttony?
Red, Black, White and Pale?
Things not to name nuclear reactors:
Three... like on a match
Anything beginning with fuk...
Blow, glow, melt, hot, China
After heavy metals, Pluto, or Uranus
Lois Bidder, Piper Leaky
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