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Doomsday/Biblical News 2014:
Damascus Ruinous Heap
Mission creep gone
Not dead enough? - Couple Shot 137 times
Let me detain you while I pat you up
Republicans hold congress hostage for 17 days
Mystery food not inspected yet
Saw-horse farms in demand
Couldn't get online? - There's a penalty for
Forgot to sign up? -
a penalty for that
Can't prove who you are? - There's a penalty for
Didn't provide proof of income? -
There's a penalty for that
Don't understand these forms? - There's a
penalty for that
Trusting websites w/ personal info? - There's a
penalty for that
Floating with the far-fetched
Latest garbage Jire
The Halls of Extinction
This Just In:
Anti-rapture movement fighting back
Implants are not Sci-Fi
Men in black ARE the aliens
Bravo Hotel Whiskey Fox Trot Dumpster is full
Congressional rant: The shutdown made me do it.
Mantles of glory found in
The 24 Billion went up Moby Dick's blow hole
Tea Party dumped more than tea off ship of state
Same ole tune from kick-the-can alley promised
Number of adults in the room questioned
Retirement will now be triaged
Shows we'd like to see:
The Weedy Brush Man
Suppose the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?
Planet of the Apps
Alien lawn contaminants - The Cover-up
Einstein/Rosen bridge trolls gone berserk
Leaving a small town - Bravo Sierra Farewell
Friendly fire - underage kids with lighters
Smoke and mirrors - mastering bathroom
The Joy of Fainting
Celebrity tweets gone
Six people in
search of a "screamin' show"
Who I did it with on my summer vacation
Bedrooms Unbound - updated every 30 minutes
Wax my golf cart
Taking Your Meltdown on the Road
Celebrity golf undercover
You Can Take the F-Bomber Out of the Child
Who You Gonna Sue?
Game show challenge - Snarfle the car fax
Pastacide! - Bunga-Bunga Spaghetti Cook Off
Recreational drugs on the rise - slidenafil,
Spot future Republicans monopolizing the school
The bully public - Loyalty Scorned Shames
$50 in plumbing parts can cost thousands to
Why mostly predators read blogs
Don't shred it, compost it in the green shredder
Sulfur prevents mold, the kind that bugs love to
Momentum doesn't prevent 'em from
Welcome to future world - Detroit
Nouveau Swampland - Underwater Mortgage Co.
The Fuzzy Pink Line on the Weather Board
Quotable quote: From the film "Contagion"
"Blogging is not writing, it's graffiti with
From ancient alien theorist and spouse:
You're going where?
No you're not.
From Naked and Sun Speckled:
First time in the wild,
From Talk Shows: Unlimited Mouth, Mouths Without
Tales of the Bump Ass Bar and Grill:
"Creature Sighting from the Bloggy Lagoon"
Bar band features the "Faux Fly Fishermen"
Sunday sermon this week, "The Digits are
Before there were music downloads:
Bleeping the Message
The Art of the Capital Car Chase
Speed Death not Sci-Fi anymore
Little Sex Shop on the Prairie
Invisible Ink - websites no one will ever see
Hole in One - Gulf Tour Organ Theft
Too Many Cooks spoil the
Recollecting My Inner Soda Fountain
Retirement - The Golden Toilet
How my video went too far, depending on
who you talk to
Death of a Sales Rep
E-R Tales, Making it up on the Fly
My scar's cooler than Your scar
Starve a tooth, feed a dentist
Give us Salonpas wear
Splendor with extra grass
Fake Gold - the new alchemy
New Fabrics from sticks to weed
The season teaches all who
Fashion statement - essential nudity
Try on my new hat
What do you drive?
Dress for the Throne
What kind of shoes are those? "Wear-Ever"
Where do you get them? "Where ever you can"
Bring back the fuchsia hair-doo ninja babe
Just air-brush me
I want a catastrophe bubble I can live in
Make me blend in with the bankrupt
Whatever happened to the hair shirt?
Hitching Naked with a Red Chihuahua
Keep shooting until I say cut
What was left in shot?
Who left that mic open?
I said kaleidoscopically not colonoscopy
Vulcan Logic Scorns
Films on subjects film makers don't understand
Exploring inner NOIR
Disasters gone nordo, speculation over the edge
Observation disappearance, conclusion ALIENS
Viral home video off the grid
Between a fern and a dark place
Plant, Microphone and Radiant Darkness
What to shoot when there's nothing to shoot
Film School brats video their wildest parties
Night Vision - catchers gone awry
Rebuilding the Ordo Templi Orientis
The Cruelest Months:
New National days:
Strip Spin-the-Bottle Day
Climate Change Denial Day
Mental Vacation Day
Debt Ceiling Day
Shat Over a Cliff Day
Deny Allegations Day
Bash Cruise Ships Day
Support Your Local Fugitive Fridays Crusade
Life Itself Day
It's not OK to be OK with stuff that's not OK...Day
this was not shopped or
faked, and not for sale
BVM appears to cold sufferers
Requiem for Toot, Whistle and
Alien Relics Revealed - Cone Head Sculls!
How many clowns can fit in that car?
Angels are really extraterrestrials that fly in
Why would God worry about my birth control?
Should I be concerned over the rumor Jesus
How many monks does it take to recover x-files from the
Measurements for Olympic sized god shelf, 3x3, 10x12, Primes
The quandary of the saving
Pre-tribulation, post-tribulation, what's a
prepper to do?
Converting the extraterrestrials, something for God to do.
Pet Names for Crashed Websites:
My website has gone air hag
" over the verizon
" area rug
" post apocalyptic
" pickles on toast
My website is not dead, just away
My website is a comedy of errors
My website is a recovering 404
My website is a tribute to St. Catherine
just a website, Jim
Self Help Books:
How 2 write a letter to
How 2 make a sponge on a stick
Other uses for sticks
Where to get a stick
What is a stick?
Sticks for Dolts
Does that come with a stick?
What do I do with the stick afterwards?
How 2 make elephant piñatas that
walk on solo cups
Lesson: That Awful German, by Mark Twain
Feathered Flute and Lesson Book
Shamans shout timber, go hypnotic
To Hurt is Human, to Spurt Devine
How gait and swagger improve your self importance
Why TV is all about murders, fears and games, oh
How to avoid BS in the media, send a message...
Tweeting Etiquette for Dolts
Paul Klee's Twittering Machine
Bar Files Uncorked
Sex Gods of Madison Avenue
PUP: Practically Unneeded Product
Un-pent-up Penthouse Compendium (pulp or video)
How to fuel the mind with lack of information?
Conspiracist's Hand Book: "An Eye For
Red Solo vs. Hand Blown
With an Alien Eye Stare
"Debt Ceiling" was Invented by Journalists
Economists Don't Have Ceilings
But they're always looking up, sky's the Limit
Please Don't Dent De Car (tho you may drive it far from me)
I Got The Tea Party Heaves
"Look, eye-wad, I'm not a painting!" she said.
What could you do with 24 billion?
Is "The Public" a bygone delusion?
Public awareness has been replaced by "Go Fish"
Names For Cruise Ships:
The Boca Leon
The Noro Vomidore
The Costa Salvagerina
The Fun Decked Hoopty-Doo
The Gangway Thunderoso
The Turn Turtle
The Water Under the Bridge
The Big Band Wailer
The Marimba Limbo
The Captain Phillips
The Nordo Carpathian
The Fleet and Leeward
The Windward and Burnedside
The Torrent of the Sea
The Window Beneath Our
The Blonde Ballerina
The Wake of the Party
The Pantry Del Mar
The Moby Conundrum
The Ass Ache of the Sea
The Neptune Areola
The Girl Next Door is Eternal
Eternal is beyond most people's concepts
"The Meaning of Life" is a trophy shelf
Failure "of imagination" is more like "of anticipation"
Life well planned is "not running out of toilet paper"
When You End Up Pickled Butterbeans on Toast
But You're Happy That you have Butterbeans and
Can Still Make Toast
Punic Victories for Fun and
Eclectic Interest - Articles on:
The painting speaks to me
Nibiru Tee Shirts
A Bird of the Air
Exploring Inner Bad
The Annular Ring of a Blow Hole
The annual ringing of the leaf blower
Hypothetical Reasons for Anything Hypothetical
A Dead Creature that Moves by
Explaining Bizarre Dreams
To the young life is a joke, to the old, a different joke.
Back to the land of my dorkhood by Angelo Bagawalnuts
A dead cat bounce measured by Richter
Brain-gate: area 25
History lesson: made very simple
Shrewd military nobles and slave traders
Shrewd Capitalist CEOs
Shrewd relativistic astrophysicists
cream lid found on studio floor
It Splatters What You Think or Do
of dollars for accidental sacred
images that appear on toast and other objects
the ideals of found art (especially since it's
to fake, now days).
I had to learn those ideals the hard way by
removing the lid tab, the only proof that it was
an ice cream lid. But, I was 28 and at the height
my absurdity not to mention broke and hopeless.
To the ARTS overall, that would be irrelevant.
Of course my pre-Hubble image on an ice cream lid
is the real thing - I wouldn't lie about a found
that I made accidentally on my studio floor. No
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